Merchandise and sponsorship
A small, carefully curated range for clients, friends of the agency, and people who have been to the right lunches.
01 · Apparel
A quilted country gilet in estate olive, with the brass plaque embroidered on the chest. Worn to shoots, offsites and every meeting where it is not appropriate.
Sizes M, L, XL and Perry
02 · Leisure
A two-seater pedalo in olive and linen, with the plaque on the bow and a slide off the back. Seats two. Slides one. Ideal for the moment the yacht is unavailable.
Slide rated for one founder at a time. Not suitable for Barry.
Sponsorship
Footgolf is golf, played with a football, by people who could not decide which sport to be bad at. We loved it immediately.
Enquiry logged
We will not be in touch. If we are, it will be Marty, it will be at 7.40am, and he will call it a quick one.
Contact us
We do not respond to portals, procurement platforms, or anything sent before ten. Approach us the way Perry prefers to be approached: at lunch, by someone who owes him.