Clients

Our clients. We let them call us that.

Client retention is one hundred per cent, excluding the clients who left.

Who we work with

Grisedale Biscuits

Saxby Kettles

Brackenbury Estates

Halberd Mutual

Ottery & Finch

Hambledown Cheese Co.

Dunmore Socks

Pellow Marine

What they say

What clients say, when asked, in front of Perry.

“We asked for nothing drastic. They delivered exactly that, for one point two million pounds.”

Harriet Ploughman, Marketing Director, fourth generation, Ploughman & Daughters

“I don't remember much of the launch, which Perry tells me is the sign of a great one.”

Rupert Vane, Chief Executive, Fennimore & Vane

“We now have a purpose. It's the one we had in 1862, but it's in a much better font.”

Fiona Ashby, Head of Brand, Thistlecombe

“Marty took a very simple situation and made it impossible to report on. We've never been more grateful.”

Neil Ogden, Head of Communications, Lower Wexley Water

Former clients

Grisedale BiscuitsLeft after we presented a biscuit. They already had biscuits.
Saxby KettlesMoved to a cheaper agency. We wish them well, and the agency less well.
Halberd MutualAsked for a timing plan. We regard this as a breakdown of trust.
Dunmore SocksStill technically a client. Has not been told otherwise.

All of the clients, people and quotes on this page are fictional. Bighead is a parody agency, and nobody has ever paid it anything.